Bobcats really arent that scary...as long as you treat them right

So my co-worker let me borrow her husbands bobcat so I could play around with it. Boy was that thing big and powerful. So I had never used a bobcat before so I was really nervous. He went over everthing telling me how to use and gave some specific cautions. "Watch whats being you and make sure you dont hit anything and dont raise the bucket too high."

So i got started and i was out of control for a while until i got used to it. All my neighbors stood in thier yards watching me. So with in 5 minutes what do i do? I run into the sidwalk and break a chip off it. I accidently swore. After sever times of bobing up and down and riding on 2 wheels I finally got the hang of it and was feeling comfortable. I was kind of daydreaming a little bit, I even mastered getting the bucket completly full. Well I filled the bucket all the way and wasnt really apying attention and kept raising the bucket well i soon learned why you arent supposed to lift it up all the way. Before I knew the entire bucket full of dirt had dumped all over the top of me and the bobcat was leaning back on its back two tires. I accidently swore agian. I thought for sure it was going to tip over on me. then all of a sudden it flies forward and bounces back and forth until it settles down. I am compleelty covered in dirt and have to sweep the inside of the dang thing out and hope the owner doesnt notice how dumb i am.

Then I was walking around inspecting things and I see this cord sticking out of the ground with some colored wires or something next to it. (I accidentley swore agian) It looked exactly like a power line. Here I am thinking that I cut the power line to my house then i realize that it was just a piece of siding. wow that was a waste of a swear word.

So I had a pretty intersted day trying to get my yard ready.

hmm

Well I am just tired of being the last person on the list on Kathryn's page for how long its been since I have blogged. It has only been 4392 hours!

I put Nacho to shame!

So my friend had a Halloween Party and I decided that I wanted that I wanted to have a lot of shock value when i walked into the party. I came up with the best costume and boy did I get shock value when i walked into the party! Let me present to you Nacho Libre!!!

Dont Break the Sabbath

So I had the craizest thing happen today I had to start blogging so I could tell about it.

So I was sitting at home and didnt want to make anything for dinner. I was starving and didnt really have anything to make if I felt like it anyway. So I decided that just this once it would be ok to go buy a Hamburger on Sunday. Well i buy my burgers and start driving out eating. I was driving down Main St and I sweear that the light was flahing yellow when i got to the next stop light it looked like it was flahsing green then and I was like wait a minute I have never seen a green light flash. I then realized that it just looked light it was becuase the wind was blowing the light back and forth. So I realized that I ran a red light. Well i come to the next intersection which was 2nd East for those that know Rexburg. Well the light turned yellow right before I got to the intersection but i just decdided to go through. Well when i am in front of Article Circle I hear sirens, I look in my mirror and there is this cop racing up behing me. He pulls me over and two more cop cars show up behind him so i am freaking out. I am wathching the cop in my mirror and he motions for me to get out of the car and walk back to him. So i do, when i get back there he says very rudley " stand right there" i stood where i though i was supposed to and he said "no i said right there". I was freaking out. Then he says "what is going on?" and i said what do mean what is going on, he said "you ran two lights in front of me, what is going on?" He then says where is your drivers liscense so i start walking towards my car to get it. He says "no, i said where is it" i said its in my car, he told me to go get it. He told to go sit in my car and not move. Well when he comes back he tells me he is going to cut me a break and only charge me for one light ran. He then asks me a buch of questions. He asked me if i was drunk, he asked me if i was diabetic, he asked me if i was taking any medication, he asked me when the last time was that i drank. He then asked me why my shirt was on inside out, and that he was worried that i wasnt feeling all there and shouldnt be on the road. He eventually let me go. Now i am stuck with paying $75 (which i dont have) for a ticket that i wouldnt have gotten if I had just stayed home. So make sure you obey the commandments.