Sunday, August 3, 2008

Dont Break the Sabbath

So I had the craizest thing happen today I had to start blogging so I could tell about it.

So I was sitting at home and didnt want to make anything for dinner. I was starving and didnt really have anything to make if I felt like it anyway. So I decided that just this once it would be ok to go buy a Hamburger on Sunday. Well i buy my burgers and start driving out eating. I was driving down Main St and I sweear that the light was flahing yellow when i got to the next stop light it looked like it was flahsing green then and I was like wait a minute I have never seen a green light flash. I then realized that it just looked light it was becuase the wind was blowing the light back and forth. So I realized that I ran a red light. Well i come to the next intersection which was 2nd East for those that know Rexburg. Well the light turned yellow right before I got to the intersection but i just decdided to go through. Well when i am in front of Article Circle I hear sirens, I look in my mirror and there is this cop racing up behing me. He pulls me over and two more cop cars show up behind him so i am freaking out. I am wathching the cop in my mirror and he motions for me to get out of the car and walk back to him. So i do, when i get back there he says very rudley " stand right there" i stood where i though i was supposed to and he said "no i said right there". I was freaking out. Then he says "what is going on?" and i said what do mean what is going on, he said "you ran two lights in front of me, what is going on?" He then says where is your drivers liscense so i start walking towards my car to get it. He says "no, i said where is it" i said its in my car, he told me to go get it. He told to go sit in my car and not move. Well when he comes back he tells me he is going to cut me a break and only charge me for one light ran. He then asks me a buch of questions. He asked me if i was drunk, he asked me if i was diabetic, he asked me if i was taking any medication, he asked me when the last time was that i drank. He then asked me why my shirt was on inside out, and that he was worried that i wasnt feeling all there and shouldnt be on the road. He eventually let me go. Now i am stuck with paying $75 (which i dont have) for a ticket that i wouldnt have gotten if I had just stayed home. So make sure you obey the commandments.

6 comments:

Katy Wilson said...

that cracks me up! why was your shirt on inside out anyway? too bad they didn't throw down right there on main street and make you lay down on the road while they patted you down! i would have paid big money to be in the car with you!

Sarah Harward said...

The only thing that would have made it worse is if your bishop would have driven by and saw you eating your hamburgers! Too funny! I'm super happy you have a blog now! Fun times!

tacy said...

Rodney! You have a blog!

Wilkerson Family said...

that's too funny. you made my day. :)

Katy Wilson said...

thanks for getting my hopes up that you were actually going to post some stories or something on your blog........ and you don't. boring.

Wilkerson Family said...

Are you still alive? We would love to hear from you :)